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[topher lane]

“that’s telekinesis, topher ! ,,

WONDERBOYWHATISTHESECRETOFYOURPOWER?

>> best friends high above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
>> old friends there sits wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly,
>> new friends not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck,
>> close friends wonderboy, what is the secret of your power,
>> circle of trust wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
>> good friends when wonderboy and young nasty man joined forces,
>> acquaintances they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen,
>> work friends and they called themselves tenacious d,
>> confidants take my hand young nasty man, we’re gonna fly,
>> best girl friend [1/1] bring out your broadsword,
>> best guy friend [0/1] there’s the hydra,
>> family friend slice his throat and grab his scrote,
>> on-off friends you take the high road, i’ll take the low,
>> friends with benefits there, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice,

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WHYWON’TYOULOVEME

>> in love it’s sunday night, i am curled up in my room,
>> future the tv light fills me up like a balloon,
>> ex-good terms i hold it in as best i can, i know i’m just another fan,
>> ex-bad terms but i can’t help feeling i could love this secret agent man,
>> crush on me and i can’t wait any more for him to discover me,
>> crush on you i’ve got it bad for david duchovny,
>> sex-only my friends all tell me, “girl you know it’s just a show,”
>> flirts but deep within his eyes i see me wrapped up like a bow,
>> make-out buddies watching the sky for a sign, the fbi is on my mind,
>> mixed feelings i’m waiting for the day when my lucky stars align,
>> final [1/1] in the form of david duchovny, floating above me,
>> fleeting glances in the alien light of the spaceship of love,
>> current david duchovny, hovering above me,
>> lust david duchovny, brooding and coming,

YOU’REBREAKINGMYHEART!

>> die, bitch, die you’re breaking my heart,
>> hardcore hate you’re tearin’ it apart,
>> mutual dislike so fuck you,
>> friend turned enemy all i wanna do is have a good time,
>> frenemies now i’m blue,
>> i backstabbed you you wanna boogaloo,
>> you backstabbed me run down to tramps,
>> jealousy have a dance or two, ooh,
>> by association you stepped on my ass,
>> friendly rivals you’re breakin’ my glasses, too,
>> i hate you you wanna drive my car,
>> you hate me buy a lot of stuff,
>> annoyance i’ve had enough of you, ooh,
>> indifference i’m going insane, there’s no one to blame,

WAITINGFORSUPERMAN

>> parent asked you a question,
>> sibling i didn’t need you to reply,
>> child is it getting heavy, they’ll realize,
>> extended family is it getting heavy, well i thought it was already as heavy as can be,
>> protective of you is it overwhelming to use a crane to crush a fly,
>> protective of me it’s a good time for superman to lift the sun into the sky,
>> practically family you’ll never do the things you,
>> inspiration tell everybody waiting for superman,
>> mentor that they should to try to hold on as best they can,
>> respected he hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything,
>> good influence it’s just too heavy for superman to lift,
>> bad influence ’cause it’s getting heavy,
>> other-specify well i thought it was already as heavy as can be,

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RULES&&INFO

- lyrics courtesy of tenacious d - “wonderboy,” bree sharp – “david duchovny,” harry nilsson – “you’re breaking my heart,” && the flaming lips – “waitin’ for superman.”
- this entire monstrosity was constructed by me.
- wrap your response in code.
- i can alter or deny any response i want – but if it’s the former, i’ll usually ask you about it first.
- no one-liners in the history departments, ’kay?

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RELATIONSHIPS + SEPARATED + BY + PLUS + SIGNS

[color=99CCFF]says you,[/color] your opinion and history here... please make it… well, detailed and short-ish.  Like, an epic Reader’s Digest version of your character’s history and opinion on Topher.
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[topher lane]

“are you on the list ? ,,

[juliet lorainne burr]

` JULIETLORAINNEBURR
TWENTY, chillin’ in FIRST CLASS, and I WILL FILL IN

circleoftrust + bestfriend + ex-goodterms + tension

says you, honestly, i adore topher. he's a complicated, stuck-up, self-obsessed jack ass, but he's also my best friend. something about his down-to-earth personality mixed with my whimsicality just makes us balance each other out. when we first met, we fell instantly in...like, and dated. it didn't last long, though. and after the break-up, we didn't speak. at all. but we really missed each other, you know? and, finally, we're friends again. really good friends. and i would really love to not mess this up with him again. but you can't control your heart, you know? what if we're like magnents, and we feel no attraction whatsoever when we're not friends at all. but the second we get even a little bit close, it's like we're instantly attracted to each other again. it's bizarre, unfair, and probably all in my head. for now, i'll overlook it and be just fine being best friends with topher. because, honestly, i love being topher's friend. and i'm not going to ask for any more than that. plus, i know how he feels about cora, who's one of my best friends. honestly, if i just keep my feelings to myself, it'll all blow over and cora and topher will end up happy together. i hope.
says i, i’ll fill in later.

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