while that cat's away. (1)

[GOSSIP GIRL]

While the cat's away, the mice are at play. Little did the rodents know that the cat's been watching the whole time, and she's just made her first surprise kill. I told you; i'm always watching.

spotted;

A certain Kite finding their way into our own campus slut's apartment, & their name isn't Brett. Looks like this Kite is drifting away with the wind of temptation. But what's this? Jensen Westley seems to be doubting her love for her seemingly whore-loving beau, or so our sources say when they caught her posting a secret on the bulletin boards. Careful, J, don't want your relationship ruined over a love-sick letter. Watch out, Queen J. The faster you rise, the harder you fall. And not into Jude Kite's arms. It seems that they're far too busy wrapped around his other girl friends as we see in this picture of our own little miss bottle blonde, Lauren Lexington. Not that it comes as any surprise, but with all of that competition it surprises even me that Queen J's still in the running. Too bad, girls. Looks like our brittish hottie is a Loyalist.

Looks who's back; another campus slut we know by the name of Valarie Melissa Logan. Party hard, die young, right, V? Looks like it here andhere. Getting your slut on? Anything for attention. Though we know her to be how all whores are, it looks like she finally hopes to have found somebody to send all those pictures to. A jester; Evan Anthony Chambers. He seems to have his own eyes set on somebody, and isn't it a surprise to find out that it's not Val? No, but it isn't a surprise that it's a certain Matthews, either. Looks like you have some competition, V, and if you're anything like your old self i'm afraid you won't be giving up this fight for a while. Speaking of our wannabe virgin mary, somebody sent me a tip; she's been cozying up to Brandon Westley quite a bit lately. Am I spotting some of that old Cadence Matthews we all loved to hate? Looks like you aren't the only one who has competition, Val.

Speaking of a certain first class group of queens. It looks as though they may have found themselves a new pawn in their game of friendship. Newcomer Keatie DeVille. Welcome to the game, sweetheart. Watching your back? Good, so am I. That's right. It seem as if this pawn wants to move herself. Getting friendly with Alexander Martin our newest freshmeat. Usage? I'd say. But for what? Not knowing makes me want to jump off of Tampa Bay, so expect me to know within the next blog.

What's BitchBee Brett hiding? You've all noticed it too; the constant texting. The constant glances to see who's watching. I know exactly who's watching, and i'll let you in on a little secret; I am, and from very reliable sources, i've found that her mystery contact is none other than our own manwhore Heath Farron. We all knew you were the crazy bitch around here, Brett, but aren't you the one dissing the sluts? Are you dissing yourself? And what's this? You aren't making your boytoy very happy, B. What've you got to hide?

Though i'm not satisfied with this blog, I will be satisfied when you start to send me your dirt, fellow gossipteers. I take tips. Just hit up my cell or drop a comment here. That's all for now. I'm looking forward to the up and coming Masquerade Ball....

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

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[lauren charlotte lexington]

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" lauren lexington and gianni martenetti have been spotted snuggling in the parking lot of twenty / four seven, " .

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[' 'whitney elizabeth machado]

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" hmm,.. looks like miss machado has a way of getting the extra cash it takes to raise a child on her own. don't know if anyone else has seen or heard about her adult phot shoot she had. well i've managed to find you some of the images this mom took.

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looks like mommy isn't as innocent as she plays herself to be now is she?" .

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[tinsley marie carmichael]

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" Well, I'm not going to go posting things about myself as I'm sure the other sad girls around town are doing. I've got a bit to say about another certain someone.

I won't names because apparently that'll get me in 'severe' trouble but let me say this. One young gentlemen in particular (here's a hint; he's got an accent and it sure isn't Jude) is either crazy or a complete attention seeker. Seems he's been ranting about the strangest of things which can only lead you to wonder; Is he gonna end up in padded cell or maybe just a normal one? Better keep my mouth shut now, Don't want to be in New Yorks own Ganster Movie." .

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